As the tittle says, I've decided! Decided on not to work. To think back I've only got 5 weeks, 35 days and out of the 35 days, 4 days went bye bye..:P So I'm just gona sit at home, sleep, eat, online, watch movies to the max and just RELAX..(and jogging included) Need to shape myself up a lil bit.:P
Well, the reason is, it's very difficult to get a job for only 5 weeks. You must be really lucky to get and KEEP TRYING! I give up on trying and I have few things to do this coming Sunday, the following Sunday and the following Sunday. I've noticed it's really difficult for me to get up in the morning and I sleep a lot. So, I should really sleep a lot. After this my breaks are like 1 week and 3 weeks only.:( I've been this way before, after my foundation while waiting for degree intake. That was longer holiday compare to this. Another reason I don't have any working experience.NONE! S-O-R-R-Y-L-A-R!:P
I'm very sure for the next 31 days, I'm probably gona babysit my nephew, planning to go to Ipoh, I'm gona learn nail art, meet up friends, go to Times Square often, listen to songs, READ, online most of the time, watch movies, READ!!:P
My sister has quite a number or interesting books, so I'm planning to read them all. Atleast I can improve my ENGLISH LANGUAGE..:P
But the main thing I'm going to do is RELAX........
AND SLEEP...
But the main thing I'm going to do is RELAX........
Before I post this, read the joke below.
A Primary three teacher was having trouble with one of her students little johnny .The teacher asked, "johnny, what is your problem?"
johnny answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary
six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six
too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took the johnny to the Headmaster's office.
While the johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Headmaster what the situation was. The Headmaster told the teacher
he would give the johnny a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave.
She agreed.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Headmaster: "What is 3 x 3?"
johnny: "9".
Headmaster: "What is 6 x 6?"
johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the Headmaster thought a Primary three pupil should know. The Headmaster looked at the teacher and told
her, "I think the johnny can go to Primary six."
The teacher said to the Headmaster, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Headmaster and the johnny both agreed.
The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
johnny: "Pockets."
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
johnny: "Coconut"
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the johnny was taking charge.
johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer...
johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
johnny: "Yep!"
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
johnny: "Tent"
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.
johnny: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
johnny: "Arrow."
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
johnny: "Fire-truck"
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
johnny: "Fork"
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
johnny: "Surname"
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
johnny: "HEART"
The Headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send johnny to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
hahahaha.. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? :p
NITEZZZZZZZZ
A Primary three teacher was having trouble with one of her students little johnny .The teacher asked, "johnny, what is your problem?"
johnny answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary
six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six
too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took the johnny to the Headmaster's office.
While the johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Headmaster what the situation was. The Headmaster told the teacher
he would give the johnny a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave.
She agreed.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Headmaster: "What is 3 x 3?"
johnny: "9".
Headmaster: "What is 6 x 6?"
johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the Headmaster thought a Primary three pupil should know. The Headmaster looked at the teacher and told
her, "I think the johnny can go to Primary six."
The teacher said to the Headmaster, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Headmaster and the johnny both agreed.
The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
johnny: "Pockets."
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
johnny: "Coconut"
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the johnny was taking charge.
johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer...
johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
johnny: "Yep!"
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
johnny: "Tent"
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.
johnny: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
johnny: "Arrow."
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
johnny: "Fire-truck"
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
johnny: "Fork"
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
johnny: "Surname"
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
johnny: "HEART"
The Headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send johnny to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
hahahaha.. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? :p
NITEZZZZZZZZ
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